Category: Humor

Outsects & Moon Light

Outsect holding up a Moon Light. (Runs on Double A Batteries)
Outsect Moon Lighting up the Dark

Very important information:

  • Outsects use Moon Lights at night.
  • Moon Lights are best held overhead.
  • Moon Lights use AA batteries.
  • Moon Lights get warm to the touch.
  • Moon Lights can explode and start fires.

Outsects: The Sirens of the Deep


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Outsect Mermaids sometimes referred to as “Out-Mer-Sect-Maids”

Many mysteries surround Outsects, so it is not surprising to discover that Outsects are the inspiration for mermaid myths. Ancient Outsects donned the Babylonian equivalent of the Sea Dragon Mermaid Tail Set. These frolicking Outsects then swam around lonely fishermen and sang beguiling Taylor Swift songs (so the legends claims).