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The Greatest of Mysteries

“Our feeblest contemplations of the Cosmos stir us — there is a tingling in the spine, a catch in the voice, a faint sensation as if a distant memory, of falling from a height. We know we are approaching the greatest of mysteries.”
Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Q. And what is that mystery?

A. It is that we are closely related to Outsects, and some of us are part Outsects! This blog is for those who recognize the Outsect DNA twinkling within their bodies.

Are you an Outsect?

1. Do you anthropomorphize Tupperware?

2. Do you marvel at messages stuck on the fridge door in the office kitchen?

3. Do you use dental floss as button thread?

If you answered “yes”

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions you are very likely (at the very least) partially an Outsect.

This blog is for you!

If you answered “no” to all questions

If you answered “no” to all questions, you rarely use an exclamation mark when writing. You may have talked yourself out of feeling ticklish.

You will be relieved to know this blog is not for you! Escape here…

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